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tired of inserting split green banana,
she tried with a cock,
didn´t know how to dock
she´ll ask Dr. Ruth - manana.

he loved his pizza with fudge sauce,
his dad said oh nooo,
who the hell taught you sooo?
I prefer to eat MINE without tooth loss.

lured males to her grotto with this feminine tutch.
To hear them whining gave her a cackle,
she danced ’round the fire with her cat and her dackel.
Try to catch her - and she is suddenly futsch.

her favorite day was “manana”,
one day she was late,
her excuse was she ate,
an artfully split green banana.

she always took life more than easy.
Would have been even easier,
if bitch was not sleazier.
If you tell her THAT, she looks breezy.

Spreading lies, he appeared so aloofus,
But crossed Liesi one day,
“I’ll get you,” she’d say,
What a pity he fell off the roofus.

that he is addicted to knitted,
he knitted a dress
of distinctive finesse,
but now he´s not sure if it fitted…

once rode on her broom to Pisa.
She leaned on the tower,
with all her witch power,
since that day the tower looks sleazier…