There was a young man named Carlos,
Saturday, July 15th, 2006
he loved his pizza with fudge sauce,
his dad said oh nooo,
who the hell taught you sooo?
I prefer to eat MINE without tooth loss.
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There was Iago, oh boy, what a doofus,
Saturday, July 15th, 2006
Spreading lies, he appeared so aloofus,
But crossed Liesi one day,
“I’ll get you,” she’d say,
What a pity he fell off the roofus.
A District Attorney admitted,
Saturday, July 15th, 2006
that he is addicted to knitted,
he knitted a dress
of distinctive finesse,
but now he´s not sure if it fitted…