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	<title>rhymeZZZ.net * rhymes &#038; limericks</title>
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	<description>rhymes &#038; limericks &#038; reime &#038; gedichte</description>
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		<title>Confessions to Ralph</title>
		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Oh, Ralph, help!  I&#8217;ve just fallen in love with a witch.&#8221;
&#8216;Son, just be thankful that she&#8217;s not also a bitch.&#8221;
&#8220;But, Ralph, she&#8217;s that too,
And a vampire. It&#8217;s true!&#8221;
&#8220;Son, just pray she&#8217;s not Austrian; then your life will be rich.&#8221;
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		<link>http://www.rhymezzz.net/2006/08/25/confessions-to-ralph/</link>
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		<title>&#8220;Synchronicity!&#8221; proclaimed the shrink C.G. Jung,</title>
		<description><![CDATA[In guttural German, his beloved mother tongue.
The unconscious we share,
Look closely should you dare,
You&#8217;ll find only constructs that witches have sung.
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		<link>http://www.rhymezzz.net/2006/08/14/synchronicity-proclaimed-the-shrink-cg-jung/</link>
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		<title>There was this witchfriend Fanana,</title>
		<description><![CDATA[tired of inserting split green banana,
she tried with a cock,
didn´t know how to dock
she´ll ask Dr. Ruth - manana.
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		<link>http://www.rhymezzz.net/2006/07/17/there-was-this-witchfriend-fanana/</link>
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		<title>There was a young man named Carlos,</title>
		<description><![CDATA[he loved his pizza with fudge sauce,
his dad said oh nooo,
who the hell taught you sooo?
I prefer to eat MINE without tooth loss.
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		<link>http://www.rhymezzz.net/2006/07/15/there-was-a-young-man-named-carlos/</link>
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		<title>There was this witch bitch, who felt all butch,</title>
		<description><![CDATA[lured males to her grotto with this feminine tutch.
To hear them whining gave her a cackle,
she danced &#8217;round the fire with her cat and her dackel.
Try to catch her - and she is suddenly futsch.
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		<link>http://www.rhymezzz.net/2006/07/15/there-was-this-witch-bitch-who-felt-all-butch/</link>
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		<title>This witch had a witchfriend, Fanana,</title>
		<description><![CDATA[her favorite day was &#8220;manana&#8221;,
one day she was late,
her excuse was she ate,
an artfully split green banana.
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		<link>http://www.rhymezzz.net/2006/07/15/this-witch-had-a-witchfriend-fanana/</link>
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		<title>There was a bitch named Liesi,</title>
		<description><![CDATA[she always took life more than easy.
Would have been even easier,
if bitch was not sleazier.
If you tell her THAT, she looks breezy.
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		<link>http://www.rhymezzz.net/2006/07/15/there-was-a-bitch-named-liesi/</link>
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		<title>There was Iago, oh boy, what a doofus,</title>
		<description><![CDATA[Spreading lies, he appeared so aloofus,
But crossed Liesi one day,
&#8220;I&#8217;ll get you,&#8221; she&#8217;d say,
What a pity he fell off the roofus.
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		<link>http://www.rhymezzz.net/2006/07/15/there-was-iago-oh-boy-what-a-doofus/</link>
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		<title>A District Attorney admitted,</title>
		<description><![CDATA[that he is addicted to knitted,
he knitted a dress
of distinctive finesse,
but now he´s not sure if it fitted&#8230;
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		<link>http://www.rhymezzz.net/2006/07/15/a-district-attorney-admitted/</link>
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		<title>There was a witch named Eleeza,</title>
		<description><![CDATA[once rode on her broom to Pisa.
She leaned on the tower,
with all her witch power,
since that day the tower looks sleazier&#8230;
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		<link>http://www.rhymezzz.net/2006/07/15/there-was-a-witch-named-eleeza/</link>
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